Perks
by Kegler

Fourteen answers won’t quite fit, in a somewhat self-descriptive way.

Perks grid

Across
1Mental exercises for Mickey
6One who controls measuring stick
10In confusion, Anaïs, less refined, rejected caution
12Disturbed troop's fur seal, in a way
13Random House accepts novel “Shine of the Rhine”
14Sound from a pen with orange ink
15Retrograde organic compound contains green baffling thing
16Believe, upon reflection, Mr. Buttons is no Conservative
18Left source of sugar to Republican lawmaker
23Rev nods off with salesmen
24Ned has eaten and tidied up
26Thus, one carries top Roman gold coins
28Funny name? So it is
29Mountain in the Cascades receiving more precipitation
31Hair pulled back, model Macpherson and daughter painted
32Pinkerton captures me and Rick, for the most part a gifted athlete (hyph)
33IRS to broadcast busts
34Reagan, alone at last, interrupts medico, one speaking in a monotone
Down
1Miss sunrise, reportedly
2Crude sentinel, e.g., antagonizes somewhat
3Copy author Mark heartlessly
4Long songs about true cowboys' gear
5Riding horse galloping towards the coast
6Sea god weighing 6,000 pounds?
7Candid, end up so upset
8Television show about inmate and attorney's subordinates
9Tricked, Ken nearly opens back door
11Gadget's skinny leg starting to actually move up and down
17Adoring Ms. Taylor in general pursuing marriage vow
19Certain notches ultimately seen in wicker baskets
20Heading north, you stopped short, grabbing a large gun for cover
21One diner's remodeled for group member
22Packing material put around Eastern article
25Leonard rebutting falsehood is nervous one?
27Melancholy and down prior to raise
30Dianne leaves dinero for famous fiddler

Solution